When Mark’s wife stepped out of the bathroom after her shower—completely naked—she strolled into the bedroom and froze.

“Babe, shut the curtains! I don’t want the neighbors to see me naked!”

Mark glanced at the window, then at his wife, trying not to laugh.

“Don’t worry,” he said confidently. “If the neighbors see you naked…”

He paused, smirking.

“…they’ll be shutting THEIR curtains.”

Silence.

Then the look.

The look every married man fears.

According to Mark, he slept on the couch that night—fully clothed—with the curtains wide open.

And the neighbors?

Let’s just say they probably heard the argument before they saw anything else.