Little Johnny was sitting quietly in class when, out of nowhere, he let out the loudest fart imaginable. The entire classroom froze. The teacher, red with embarrassment and anger, pointed toward the door.
“Johnny! That’s disgusting! Go wait outside!” she shouted.
Johnny, trying not to laugh, grabbed his books and stepped out into the hallway. The moment the door closed behind him, he burst into uncontrollable laughter.
A few minutes later, the principal happened to walk by and saw Johnny rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.
“What’s so funny, Johnny?” the principal asked, frowning.
Still catching his breath, Johnny replied,
“Everyone in there is smelling it right now… and I’m out here breathing fresh air!”
The principal tried to hold back a smile, shook his head, and said,
“Johnny… go to the office.”
Johnny grinned and muttered,
“Fine by me, as long as it’s not back in there!”
Classic Little Johnny — always finding a way to turn trouble into comedy!
